Car air fresheners are pasted into the magazine ad. Colloquial expressions à la Lets drive like humans do familiar to every driver are printed on air fresheners.
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Your intent to approach the side of my vehicle fills my heart with bitter reproach and sorrowful regret;
The flippancy of your parking manner is deplorable indeed;
Your manner of swerving from one lane into the other causes me to sink into despondence;
You must be unaware of the true purpose of the gas pedal, sir.