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Strong as grandmother’s wisdom,
Caring as a mother’s touch,
Nutritionist Lapkina
Will teach you how to eat much.

And I, full of misery,
Rush to join her course,
Absorbing knowledge eagerly,
Like fresh noodles, of course.

To fit back in my dress again,
Without a mocking stare,
Let every jealous woman then
Call me a skinny bitch, fair!