A friend of mine, a shy colorblind,
Scrawny, biohacker, somewhat slow,
Noticed a shop, Biovitoniq,
And bought himself supplements in a row.
He swallowed them all, so swiftly,
With mouth wide open, in one go,
That even the ornate packaging
Went down his throat, intact, you know.
And so healing was the sight of the emblem,
Placed on plastic and glass with care,
That all his ailments and problems
By morning, vanished into thin air!
